My latest crush !!!
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Who lost?
This is a real conversation between two people. Names changed on request.
Sooraj- "You know whats the joke of the season?"
Asha- "No, tell me."
Sooraj- "In a match between Chennai and Kolkata, a spectator asks, whats the score of Punjab?... Ha ha !!!"
Asha- Laughs.
Sooraj- "Oh shit ! He missed a catch!"
Asha- "Are you watching the IPL?"
Sooraj- "Yeah, The Mumbai Indians are playing.... Yes!!! What a six !!! Man that was amazing!!"
Asha- "Listen i'll talk to you later"
Sooraj- "Ok i'll call you in sometime"
After sometime
Sooraj- "Hi, so tell me, how was your day?"
Asha- "Yeah it was good. So did Chennai lose?" ;P
Sooraj- "You know whats the joke of the season?"
Asha- "No, tell me."
Sooraj- "In a match between Chennai and Kolkata, a spectator asks, whats the score of Punjab?... Ha ha !!!"
Asha- Laughs.
Sooraj- "Oh shit ! He missed a catch!"
Asha- "Are you watching the IPL?"
Sooraj- "Yeah, The Mumbai Indians are playing.... Yes!!! What a six !!! Man that was amazing!!"
Asha- "Listen i'll talk to you later"
Sooraj- "Ok i'll call you in sometime"
After sometime
Sooraj- "Hi, so tell me, how was your day?"
Asha- "Yeah it was good. So did Chennai lose?" ;P
Monday, March 29, 2010
New Moon - The Movie
Time for Twilight sequel - New Moon...
The curtains rise with Bella's birthday. At the party at Cullens' residence, Bella accidentally cuts herself, the sight and smell of Bella's blood makes Jasper lose control and the party ends. Realizing the threat he and his family posed, Edward decides to break-up with Bella. The Cullens leave Forks and Bella goes into depression.
After a couple of months, trying to get back on her feet,Bella goes out
with Jessica, that's when she sees the same rogues who'd troubled her once. The sight of danger gives her visionsof Edward, which only drives her towards being more reckless, hoping that she could at least see him.
Bella starts exploring bikes with Jacob and eventually finds some comfort in him. But one day, she discovers the truth about Jacob and his pack of friends, that they were werewolves. While Jake (Jacob) and his friends try hunting down Victoria, Bella finds herself drowned in lonliness once again. She jumps off a cliff near the sea, expecting to see Edward. Luckily, Jake saves her both from drowning and Victoria.
In the meanwhile, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off a cliff and rushes to Forks. As they catch up on happenings, Edward thinks Bella's dead and decides to end his life by requesting the Volturi. Alice and Bella hurry to Volterra to stop Edward.After twist and turn of events they all manage to leave Volterra unhurt.
Jake who had fallen in love with Bella tries to talk her out of becoming a Vampire, when Bella tells him that she loves him but for her, it had always been Edward.Feeling dejected, Jake leaves and the curtains fall with the following beautiful lines...
In the woods, after Jake leaves...
Edward- "You're right, you shouldn't become what I am."
Bella- "We can't do this alone."
Edward- "Then please just wait... Just give me five years."
Bella- "That's too long."
Edward- "Then three..."
Bella nods in disapproval.
Edward- "You're so stubborn..."
Bella- "What are you waiting for?"
Edward- Smiles and says"... I have one condition;if you want me to do it myself..."
Bella- "Whats the condition?"
Edward- "...and then forever."
Bella- "That's what i'm asking."
Edward- "Marry me, Bella..."
To readers : I'm sorry I couldn't help putting up such a long post. I'm mesmerized!!
The curtains rise with Bella's birthday. At the party at Cullens' residence, Bella accidentally cuts herself, the sight and smell of Bella's blood makes Jasper lose control and the party ends. Realizing the threat he and his family posed, Edward decides to break-up with Bella. The Cullens leave Forks and Bella goes into depression.
After a couple of months, trying to get back on her feet,Bella goes out
with Jessica, that's when she sees the same rogues who'd troubled her once. The sight of danger gives her visionsof Edward, which only drives her towards being more reckless, hoping that she could at least see him.
Bella starts exploring bikes with Jacob and eventually finds some comfort in him. But one day, she discovers the truth about Jacob and his pack of friends, that they were werewolves. While Jake (Jacob) and his friends try hunting down Victoria, Bella finds herself drowned in lonliness once again. She jumps off a cliff near the sea, expecting to see Edward. Luckily, Jake saves her both from drowning and Victoria.
In the meanwhile, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off a cliff and rushes to Forks. As they catch up on happenings, Edward thinks Bella's dead and decides to end his life by requesting the Volturi. Alice and Bella hurry to Volterra to stop Edward.After twist and turn of events they all manage to leave Volterra unhurt.
Jake who had fallen in love with Bella tries to talk her out of becoming a Vampire, when Bella tells him that she loves him but for her, it had always been Edward.Feeling dejected, Jake leaves and the curtains fall with the following beautiful lines...
In the woods, after Jake leaves...
Edward- "You're right, you shouldn't become what I am."
Bella- "We can't do this alone."
Edward- "Then please just wait... Just give me five years."
Bella- "That's too long."
Edward- "Then three..."
Bella nods in disapproval.
Edward- "You're so stubborn..."
Bella- "What are you waiting for?"
Edward- Smiles and says"... I have one condition;if you want me to do it myself..."
Bella- "Whats the condition?"
Edward- "...and then forever."
Bella- "That's what i'm asking."
Edward- "Marry me, Bella..."
To readers : I'm sorry I couldn't help putting up such a long post. I'm mesmerized!!
Saturday, March 27, 2010
Religious cross-link ?
I have been reading the novel, "Life of Pi" by Yann Martel. This book was actually gifted to me by a dear friend. After reading 49 pages, a paragraph on the 50th page caught my attention. These lines are really amazing...
"Hindus, in their capacity for love are indeed hairless Christians, just as Muslims, in the way they see God in everything, are bearded Hindus, and Christians, in their devotion to God, are hat-wearing Muslims."
"Hindus, in their capacity for love are indeed hairless Christians, just as Muslims, in the way they see God in everything, are bearded Hindus, and Christians, in their devotion to God, are hat-wearing Muslims."
Monday, March 22, 2010
My very first poem !!
It so happens that sometimes when the human brain is under pressure to deliver results, hidden talents get exposed. In my case an extempore poem competition during the Friday Fun Time did it ! So here goes...
Life In IT
I wake up at 6 in the morning,
At office I find myself yawning,
For 20 hrs I'm forced to code,
No one understands I'm really bored.
There's no time even to have lunch,
I feel like giving my manager a punch.
I earn so much money,
But dont even have time for honey.
Life in IT,
Is like SHIT.
Not bad for a beginner ;)
Life In IT
I wake up at 6 in the morning,
At office I find myself yawning,
For 20 hrs I'm forced to code,
No one understands I'm really bored.
There's no time even to have lunch,
I feel like giving my manager a punch.
I earn so much money,
But dont even have time for honey.
Life in IT,
Is like SHIT.
Not bad for a beginner ;)
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
For men from the 16th century
At last, I finally found the time to get back to this one. This is in response to a 'male chauvinistic' post by a friend of mine from the 16th century. From now on I shall refer to him as 'Shrek'.
First of all, Mr. Shrek, wake up, we're living in the 21st century.
Why is a woman's dress sense bothering Shrek so much? Probably because the sight of a female distracts him or maybe poor thing's just extremely frustrated. But come on, he's definitely not thinking of 'that' :p
Secondly, Yes, men do stare, irrespective of what a woman may wear, its a known fact. Not wearing a dupatta properly is indecent, then I guess a saree (which has ventilators in abundance) has to be the most indecent costume, but Mr. Shrek doesn't find it 'obscene'. His description of a girls dress sense sounds like as though there are clones of Pamela Anderson from Baywatch out there who seem to threaten him. But hey, wait a minute, I guess being a female is itself indecent !!
Talking about decency, what do you call men who stop by almost anywhere, even the busiest streets to attend nature's call? Or those men who never miss a chance to grope around? Is this how men display decency?
There are also normal men. This clan of men do not expect women to dress like as though they've been just honoured by draping a shawl around them at an awards ceremony. These men see women, first as human beings , respect them and accept them as they are. These are men who think of their mother, sister or daughter before degrading a woman for any reason whatsoever. My hats off to this clan of men.
P.S.: No Offence Meant :P !!
First of all, Mr. Shrek, wake up, we're living in the 21st century.
Why is a woman's dress sense bothering Shrek so much? Probably because the sight of a female distracts him or maybe poor thing's just extremely frustrated. But come on, he's definitely not thinking of 'that' :p
Secondly, Yes, men do stare, irrespective of what a woman may wear, its a known fact. Not wearing a dupatta properly is indecent, then I guess a saree (which has ventilators in abundance) has to be the most indecent costume, but Mr. Shrek doesn't find it 'obscene'. His description of a girls dress sense sounds like as though there are clones of Pamela Anderson from Baywatch out there who seem to threaten him. But hey, wait a minute, I guess being a female is itself indecent !!
Talking about decency, what do you call men who stop by almost anywhere, even the busiest streets to attend nature's call? Or those men who never miss a chance to grope around? Is this how men display decency?
There are also normal men. This clan of men do not expect women to dress like as though they've been just honoured by draping a shawl around them at an awards ceremony. These men see women, first as human beings , respect them and accept them as they are. These are men who think of their mother, sister or daughter before degrading a woman for any reason whatsoever. My hats off to this clan of men.
P.S.: No Offence Meant :P !!
Monday, March 8, 2010
Women's day special
This is one of my favourite quotes from a movie (I've changed it a lil bit to suit me). I'm dedicating it to all women.
"Research has proved that women have more chances of being attacked by a terrorist, than getting married. But now things have changed, women have no time to get married and terrorists are part of our lives !!"
;) How true
"Research has proved that women have more chances of being attacked by a terrorist, than getting married. But now things have changed, women have no time to get married and terrorists are part of our lives !!"
;) How true
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Latest developments
Well, life's taking an interesting turn, with a lot of work coming in, a childhood dream that'll hopefully be accomplished soon and realization that everything in life comes with a price tag. Lets see what the future beholds...
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